Tuesday, September 20, 2011

The wisdom of Larry the cable guy ... 1-8

1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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