When I was in the Boy Scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
Smoking cures weight problems ... eventually.
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "What for?"
I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.
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