Friday, November 8, 2013

Steven Wright #1

When I was in the Boy Scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.

Smoking cures weight problems ... eventually.

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "What for?"

I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.

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