Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business.
I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back.
I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches.
I went to a garage sale. I asked how much for the garage. They told me it wasn't for sale.
I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart.
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