The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If their OK, you're it.
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget the book.
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