Stuff #3:

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died because of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes
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Q.. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter 'A'? A. One Thousand
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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers have in common? A. All were invented By women.
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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil? A. Honey
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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes, the mattress tightened,
making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the Phrase...'Goodnight, sleep tight'