Can't pull it together to go to work? Don't use one of these tried-and-unfortunately-true alibis:
- Employee's sobriety tool wouldn't allow the car to start.
- Employee forgot he had been hired for the job.
- Employee said her dog was having a nervous breakdown.
- Employee's dead grandmother was being exhumed for a police investigation.
- Employee's toe was stuck in a faucet.
- Employee said a bird bit her.
- Employee was upset after watching The Hunger Games.
- Employee's hair was turned orange by an at-home dye kit.
- Employee got sick from reading too much.
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