Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Granddaughter, Uncle and the Bull

Joke for the Day

My granddaughter was in daycare and refused to come in from the playground when she was supposed to take a nap.. They called the police on her because she was resisting a rest.

My uncle was a "Mime" who used his hands to talk to people. They arrested him for a robbery and took him to the police station. They had to release him because they had not told him that he had the right to remain silent.


I wanted to cross a farmer's field to get some apples which were on the other side.. The farmer told me "No". I begged and offered to pay him. The farmer told me it would be free and I started across the field. A large bull saw me and I just barely made it back ahead of the bull. The farmer said "I told you it was free, but I did not tell you that the bull charges."

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