6. I was always taught to respect my elders. Now I don't have anyone to respect.
7. Goodbye tension! Hello pension!
8. It's nice to be here. At my age, it's nice to be anywhere.
9. That snap, crackle and pop in the morning isn't my Rice Krispies any more.
10. You know you're getting old when you throw a wild party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
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