15. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
16. A clear conscious is the sing of a fuzzy memory.
17. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stoke a bike and asked for forgiveness.
18. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
19. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
20. There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
21. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
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