Paraprosdokians 8-14

8. Evening news is where they begin with "Good Evenin" and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
10. A bus stations is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
11. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.
12. Where I fill out an application, in the part that says "In case of emergency, notify ..." I put "Doctor"
13. I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was blaming you.
14. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and beer gut and still think they are sexy.