The jokes I post are not original at all, and I will give credit if I have it available. I have accumulated many over the past years and just want to share them.
Thursday, September 27, 2012
911 Emergency Calls 4
DISPATCHER: 911; What is your emergency?
CALLER: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!
DISPATCHER: Is this her first child?
CALLER: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
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