- The exchange between Churchill and Lady Astor: She said, "If you were my husband, I'd give you poison." He said, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."
 - A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease." Disraeli responded, "That depends, sir, whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."
 - Walter Kerr: "He had delusions of adequacy."
 - Winston Churchill: "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
 - Clarence Darrow: "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
 
The jokes I post are not original at all, and I will give credit if I have it available. I have accumulated many over the past years and just want to share them.
Tuesday, February 5, 2013
Insults with class #1
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