Friday, February 8, 2013

Insults with class #4


  • Charles, Ct. Talleyrand: "In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily."
  • Forrest Tucker: "He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."
  • Mark Twain: "Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without an address on it?"
  • Mae West: "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
  • Oscar Wilde: "Some cause happiness wherever they go; other, whenever they go.
  • Andrew Lang: "He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts - for support rather than illumination."
  • Billy Wilder: "He has Van Gogh's ear for music."
  • Groucho Marx: "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."

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