Insults with class #3

• Stephen Bishop: "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here."
• John Bright: "He is a self-made man and worships his creator."
• Irvin S. Cobb: "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."
• Samuel Johnson: "He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others."
• Paul Keating: "He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up."