A blonde (or hillbilly) was shopping at Target and came across a shiny silver thermos. She (or he) was quite fascinated by it, so she/he picked it up and took it to the clerk to ask what it was.
The clerk said, "Why, that's a thermos. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
"Wow", said the blonde (hillbilly), "that's amazing. I'm going to buy it!" So he/she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day.
Her/his boss saw it on her/his desk. "What's that?" he asked.
"Why, that's a thermos. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold," she/he replied.
Her/his boss inquired, "What do you have in it?"
The blonde (or hillbilly) replied "Two Popsicles and some coffee."
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