11. Theater Rule: At any event, people whose seat is farthest from the aisle will arrive last.
12. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
13. Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in the locker room, it will be side by side lockers for them.
14. Law of Dirty Carpets: The chances of an open faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a carpet are directly correlated to the newness, color and cost of the carpet.
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