Unavoidable Natural Laws #1

1. Law of Mechanical Repair: After you get your hands coated with grease your nose will start to itch or you need to go to the bathroom.
2. Law of the Workshop: Any tool dropped will roll to the least accessible corner.
3. Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
4. Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number it is never busy.
5. Law of Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.