Friday, January 3, 2014

Steven Wright #11:

If a word in the dictionary is misspelled, how would we know?

If God dropped acid, would He see people?

In my house there's a light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Madagascar. She said, "Cut it out."

It's a good thing we have gravity or else, when birds died, they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused.

I wrote a few children's book ... not on purpose.

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