Need an excuse for missing school or work - let these moms write it #6

• 'Please excuse Casey from school. It was Take Your Daughter to work day. I don't have a job, so I made her stay home and do housework.'
• 'Please excuse my daughter from school yesterday and P.E. forever. She had a very bad asthma attach running in P.E. because the coach made her run too much. Please excuse her from P.E. even though the doctor says she needs it.'
• 'Please excuse Ryan's absents he has smoked too much weed over the last few days and is extremely tired.'
• 'Johnny was late today because of a shallow gene pool'
• 'I was absent because I got my head caught in the power window of the car.'