Need an excuse for missing school or work - let these moms write it #7

• I was late for class because the bell rang before I got here!!
• I was late for school 5 days in a row when I was seven. My excuses were a flat tire four days in a row, and on the final day, all the clocks in the house stopped at once, and I was unable to tell the time.
• Please excuse my son for being absent from school yesterday as he was home sick with the flue.
• Please excuse Ricky from school yesterday. He had spilled gasoline on his stomach and was afraid he would explode.
• Please excuse my sister/daughter from school. We told her that her mother is her grandma, her sister is her mother and daddy is still daddy this weekend and she hasn't come out of her bedroom since.
• Please excuse Dan Druff from school today. He is having a bad case of Lice.