Unanswered Questions #3

1. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers us. Toothpicks?
2. Why do they put pictures of crminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
3. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
4. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
5. As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together, it spells "THEIRS"?