Unanswered Questions #1

1. Ever wonder about people who spend $2.00 (or more) on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards (Naive)
2. There are 3 religious truths:
• Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah
• Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith
• Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store
3. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
4. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
5. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one on tenty-one?