Very Punny #1

• The fattest knight in King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
• I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
• She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
• A rubber band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class because it was a weapon of math destruction.
• No matter how much you push the envelope it'll still be stationery.