Very Punny #5

• A vulture carrying on two dead raccoons boards an airplane. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion per passenger."
• Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, "Dam!"
• Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
• Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes. I'm positive."
• There was the person who sent 10 puns to friends with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.