Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Very Punny #3


  • Atheism is a non-prophet organization
  • Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other "You stay her; I'll go on a head."
  • I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
  • A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: "Keep Off the Grass!"
  • The midget fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

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