In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above. So I never have to go upstairs.
One time the power went out in my house and I had to use the flash on my camera to see my way around. I made a sandwich and took fifty pictures of my face. The neighbors thought there was lightning in my house.
All the plants in my house are dead. I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes.
I have a microwave fireplace in my house. The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes.
Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity. If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your head. If you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick.
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