Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Steven Wright #22:

I had to stop driving my car for a while. The tires got dizzy.

My neighbor has a circular driveway. He can't get out.

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home right now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out."

Last year we drove across country. We switched on the driving every half mile. We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip. I don't remember what it was.

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