DISPATCHER: 911; What is your emergency?
CALLER: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich and...
DISPATCHER: Excuse me!
CALLER: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom someone had taken a bite out of it.
DISPATCHER: Was anything else taken?
CALLER: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it.
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