time for a laugh 2

• FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition, $200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

• TEACHER: Why are you late?
• STUDENT: Class started before I got here

• TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell crocodile?
• GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
• TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
• GLENN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

• TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
• WINNIE: Me!

• TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I"
• MILLIE: I is....
• TEACHER: No, Millie. Always say "I am..."
• MILLIE: All right. "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet"