Blonde jokes 1

A friend tells the blonde, "Christmas is on a Friday this year."

The blond says, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."

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Two blondes find three grenades and they decide to take them to the police station.

One asks, "What if one explodes before we get there?"

The other says, "We'll lie and say we only found two."

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A woman phones her blonde neighbor and says, "Close your curtains the next time you and your husband are having sex. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."

To which the blonde replies, "The joke's on all of you because I wasn't even at home yesterday."

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A blonde is in the bathroom and her husband shouts, "Did you find the shampoo?"

She answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do. It's for dry hair and I've just wet mine."

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A blonde goes to the vet with her goldfish. "I think it has epilepsy," she tells the vet.

The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me."

The blonde says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet."

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