- Charles, Ct. Talleyrand: "In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily."
- Forrest Tucker: "He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."
- Mark Twain: "Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without an address on it?"
- Mae West: "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
- Oscar Wilde: "Some cause happiness wherever they go; other, whenever they go.
- Andrew Lang: "He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts - for support rather than illumination."
- Billy Wilder: "He has Van Gogh's ear for music."
- Groucho Marx: "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
The jokes I post are not original at all, and I will give credit if I have it available. I have accumulated many over the past years and just want to share them.
Friday, February 8, 2013
Insults with class #4
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