Men and Women

• Q: Why do little boys whine?
• A: They're practicing to be men.
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• Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your email?
• A: Rename the email folder "Instruction Manuals"
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• Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
• A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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• While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world ... ... then He made the earth round.