Retiree Health Message

1. If walking is good for your health, the postmen would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks lots of water, and is fat.
3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.

My wife asked what I plan to do today, and I replied "nothing". She said, "That's what you did yesterday." So I said, "Yes, and I am not done yet."