Children's answers to Bible questions #5

21. The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.
22. The epistels were the wives of the apostles.
23. One of the opposums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan.
24. St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony which is another word for marriage.
25. Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.