THINGS I LEARNED LIVING IN THE SOUTH #5

Everyone you meet is a Honey, Sugar, Miss(first name) or Mr.(first name)

You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday. [In NC the first day of bear season IS a state holiday]

You know what a hissy fit is..[And you know how to pitch one]

Fried catfish is the other white meat.

We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive!!!

You understand these jokes and forward them to your Southern friends and those who just wish they were from the SOUTH.