THINGS I LEARNED LIVING IN THE SOUTH #4

Ya'll is singular. All ya'll is plural.
 
All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.

You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car. [Why else would you carry them?]

You only own five spices: salt, pepper, mustard, Tabasco and ketchup.
[Everyone knows ketchup is a vegetable.  The other spice is Bar-b-que sauce.]

The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports, The motor sports, and gossip.
[Don't forgit the obits]