Steven Wright #15:

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?"

I went to a 7-11 and asked for 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "Ten-four."

I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said, "Pet Supplies". So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said, "Compact Cars".

I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He said, "Yes, but not in a row."

I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale. She said, "It's free with purchase." I asked her if anyone bought anything today.