Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Steven Wright #16:

I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators.

I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to a Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Ever notice how irons have a setting for "permanent" press? I don't get it.

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