Fine Whines get Better With Age

Readers Digest, May 2013:

Insults. To quote Alice Roosevelt Longworth, "If you have nothing nice to say about someone, sit right next to me."

Here are some insults from famous people:

Winston Churchill: "A modest little person with much to be modest about."

Forrest Tucker: "He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."

Samuel Foote: "He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others."

Paul Keating: "He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up."