Oyster, n. - a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
Frisbeetarianism, n. - the belief that, when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
Bozone, n. - the substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, show little sign of breaking down in the near future.
Giraffiti, n - vandalism spray-painted very, very high
Sarchasm, n - the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it
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