Monday, June 24, 2013

The Washington Post winning alternative definitions #5:

Decafalon, n. - the grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

Glibido, v. - all talk and no action.

Dopeler effect, n. - the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Arachnoleptic fit, n. - the frantic dance performed just after you've accidentlally walked into a spider web.

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