Tuesday, June 25, 2013

The Washington Post winning alternative definitions #6:

Beelzebug, n. - Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Caterpallor, n. - the color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

Ignoranus, n. - a person who's both stupid and (you can figure out the rest)

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