Wednesday, June 19, 2013

The Washington Post winning alternative definitions #2:

Negligent, adj. - describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.

Lymph, v. - to walk with a lisp

Gargoyle, n. - olive-flavored mouthwash.

Flatulence, n. - emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

Balderdash, n. - a rapidly receding hairline.

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