Brrrrrrrrrr!!!!

Readers Digest, March 2013 - submitted by Scott Donovan, Charlton, Massachusetts:

As a teenager, I worked at a diner that had an all-glass front. One day, a blizzard blew in knocking the wind chill factor down to 40 below. But my boss sent me outside anyway to wash the windows.

"Put some alcohol in that bucket so the water doesn't freeze," he said.

"The water? What about me?" I asked.

He grunted, "You're too young for alcohol."