Nuns Grading Papers #5

(supposedly actual answers on tests)

The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.

The epistels were the wives of the apostles.

One of the oppossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan.

St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached Holy Acrimony, which is another name for marriage.

Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.