(supposedly actual answers on tests)
In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world so he took the Sabbath off.
Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was Joan of Ark. Noah built an ark and the animals came in pears.
Lot's wife was a pillar of salt during the day, but a ball of fire at night.
The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic genitals.
Sampson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like Delilah.
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