Kids say the Weirdest Things

Readers Digest, April 2013, source: acidcow.com:

One reason to friend your children on Facebook is to make sure they don't embarrass themselves with posts like these real ones:

.. "It took me ten minutes to remember how to spell water bottel."

.. "Sometimes, when I close my eyes, I can't see."

.. "There is no i in happyness."

.. "Goodbye, America. Hello, New York!"