The jokes I post are not original at all, and I will give credit if I have it available. I have accumulated many over the past years and just want to share them.
Monday, March 11, 2013
Nuns Grading Papers #3
(supposedly actual answers on tests)
Moses died before he ever reached Canada then Joshua led the Hebrews in the Battle of Geritol.
The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to be still and he obeyed him.
David was a Hebrew king who was skilled at playing the liar. He fought the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.
Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
When Mary heard she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.
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