.. And One from Abroad

Readers Digest, April, 2013 submitted by Patricia Regan, Fort Smith, Canada:

My friend Janet and I decided to check out a little boutique in the country. While we were examining the china, curios and hand-crocheted tablecloths, a man appeared.

"Can I help you?" he asked.

"No, thank you," I said. "We're just browsing in your lovely boutique."

He politely responded, "The boutique is downstairs; this is our living room."