Nuns Grading Papers #4

(supposedly actual answers on tests)

When the three wise guys from the East side arrived they found Jesus in the manager.

Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.

St. John the blacksmith dumped water on his head.

Jesus enunciated the golden rule which says to do unto others before they do one to you. He also explained that man doth not live by sweat alone.

It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.